Fulltime Fizzyologist Job at Fizzy Mama, Lahaska, PA

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  • Fizzy Mama
  • Lahaska, PA

Job Description

Job Overview

Are you a soda-sipping, straw-twirling, flavor-fanatic with a passion for all things fizzy? Do you dream in technicolor syrup swirls and believe that every day deserves a little extra sparkle? If so, we want YOU to join our effervescent team as our Full-Time Fizzyologist!
At Fizzy Mama, we don’t just serve drinks—we craft liquid happiness, one bubbly canned masterpiece at a time. As a Fizzyologist, you’ll be the maestro of mixology, the sultan of soda, and the hero our thirsty customers deserve.

Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It):

  • Mix Mastery: Whip up Fizzy Mama's wild, wacky, and wonderful soda creations that make taste buds throw a party.
  • Customer Cheerleader: Spread smiles like sprinkles on a sundae—because no one leaves without a grin (and maybe a brain freeze).
  • Flavor Explorer: Assist with new soda combos so delicious, they might just break the internet (or at least get a few TikTok likes).
  • Bubble Ambassador: Educate customers on the fine art of fizz—because not all carbonation is created equal.
  • Soda Shop Guardian: Keep the syrup stocked, the counters shiny, and the vibes immaculate.

Perks of the Gig:

  • Cool your heals: Paid time off (after 90 days) (when you Fizzy at least 28hrs a week)
  • Free Soda (Duh): Unlimited taste-testing privileges—quality control is very important.
  • Tip Jar Glory: Pooled Tips (Usually $3-7/hr in addition to wages)
  • Performance-based surge bonus opportunity during busy times
  • Creative Freedom: Name a signature drink after yourself? We’ll allow it.
  • Team Fizz: Work with fellow soda enthusiasts who high-five over perfectly poured soda floats.

Requirements:

  • Must love the Fizzy Mama vibe (non-negotiable).
  • Fulltime. Sorry, this is not a summer or seasonal position.
  • Ability to handle a rush without losing your pop (see what we did there?).
  • Manage inventory, ordering, equipment cleaning and overall customer experience at Fizzy Mama
  • You are at least 18 years old
  • Food/service industry experience a plus
  • Certified Food Manager would be a plus

No prior soda experience needed—just bring the fun, and we’ll handle the fizz training!
Ready to shake up your career? Apply now and let’s make some soda-pressing puns together! 🥤💥

Job Tags

Full time, Summer work, Seasonal work,

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